Paris Hilton Hides White Stuff In Her Pu**y!

Our favorite, famous-for-no-reason, celebrity, Paris Hilton, is causing some controversy yet again! The 29-year-old hotel heiress allegedly tried to hide cocaine inside her pu**y from police in Las Vegas last week. According to one of Paris' close friends, this isn't the first time she's tried to hide something in that big hole of hers! "Paris travels all over the world and parties like a rock star. I love her, but she definitely needs professional help." Well Ms. Hilton, maybe you should stop sticking things up your vagina so you can attract real friends who won't make money off of your ditry little secrets... just sayin'.

Lilo's Naked Hollywood Comeback!

Rehab Queen, Lindsay Lohan, is trying to focus on her acting career for a change! Although she's no where to be seen on the commercials, the ex Disney sweetheart stars in the new action hit, "Machete". Sorry, did I say stars? I meant appears... naked. Shocker, right? Linsey's character, April, is said to engage in a menage a trois with her on-screen mommy. Are you sure that scene was for the film, Lilo? Woops...